2025 NSFW Calendar Presale!!!!
READ EVERYTHING!!! DO NOT SKIM READ IT ALL OR YOU WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER!
Presale prices are going to be considerably lower than regular sale so pick one up now and save some cash!
Yes, this year I show everything!!
Quantities are very limited this year to make it easier to get everyone their items.
and like last year you can add on a nsfw pic of me packing your order, a lip stick kiss on your birthday month, a personalized autograph,
you can get these here otherwise it will charge you shipping, this site sort of sucks
https://faysforge.bigcartel.com/product/2025-calendar-add-ons
READ ALL OF THIS VERY CAREFULLY
1. there are no refunds on presale, once the sale goes through it links right to the publishing vender. all presales are 100% final. no appeal.
2. the last day for presale is october 31st 2024 11:59pm
3. for presale buyers, calendars will be guaranteed delivered to you by december 15th for all US residence
4. Yes this VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY frigging very not safe for work. while it is classy as fuck its still not. safe. for. work.
the theme for the calendar this year is the Nordic Multiverse! my digital artist has done an amazing job transporting your favorite nekked bladesmith to the norse realms and halls of the gods!
Jan - Niflheim land of fog and frost
Feb - Nidavellir home of the dwarves
Mar - Vanaheim home of the Vanir
Apr - Midgard thats us!
May - Jotunheim Home of the Giants
Jun - Alfheim Home of the Elves
July - Muspelheim Land of Fire
Aug - Asgard Home of the Aesir
Sep - Valhalla Odins hall
Oct - Bilskirnir Thors hall
Nov - Sessrúmnir Freya's hall
Dec - Helheim Land of the dead
The Coffee Table book this year will be dedicated to norse and celtic powerful women and goddesses!
items offered!
Base calendar (8.5x11), $30: presale quantity 50
Card stock calendar (8.5x11), $35: presale quantity 50
Large Size card stock calendar (11x17) $60: presale quantity 10
Coffee table book $35: presale quantity 60
11x17 posters, they will be limited runs with their own scandalous art, in the theme of the whole set. They will be issued at random unless all 4 are bought.
1 for $15 Presale quantity, 50
2 for $26 Presale quantity, 25
3 for $38 Presale quantity, 25
All 4 for $41 Presale quantity, 10
Post cards with their own original art, they will be issued at random unless all 4 are bought
1 for $10 Presale quantity 15
2 for $18 Presale quantity15
3 for $21 Presale quantity 15
4 for $25 Presale quantity 10
IF you want a bundle, click here
1 Card stock calendar + Book $60: Presale quantity 25
2 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters $95 Presale quantity 15
3 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards $115 Presale quantity 10
4 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt $150
Presale quantity 10
5 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent $200 Presale quantity 5
6 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath $350
presale quantity 10
7 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath + Matching serpent belt seax with sheath $675 Presale Quantity 5
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8 Large Size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters $120 Presale quantity 5
9 Large Size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards $140 presale quantity 5
10 Large Size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt $165 presale quantity 5
11 Large size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent $250 presale quantity 5
12 Large size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath $375 presale quantity 5
13 Large card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath + Matching large serpent belt seax with sheath $975 Presale Quantity 2
