2025 NSFW Calendar
READ EVERYTHING!!! DO NOT SKIM READ IT ALL OR YOU WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER!
All presales are sold, main sale is now open. I am waiting on a resupply but you can still order. i should have everything to you before the new year.
Yes, this year I show everything!!
like last year you can add on a nsfw pic of me packing your order, a lip stick kiss on your birthday month, a personalized autograph,
you can get these here otherwise it will charge you shipping, this site sort of sucks
https://faysforge.bigcartel.com/product/2025-calendar-add-ons
READ ALL OF THIS VERY CAREFULLY
Yes this VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY frigging very not safe for work. while it is classy as fuck its still not. safe. for. work.
the theme for the calendar this year is the Nordic Multiverse! my digital artist has done an amazing job transporting your favorite nekked bladesmith to the norse realms and halls of the gods!
Jan - Niflheim land of fog and frost
Feb - Nidavellir home of the dwarves
Mar - Vanaheim home of the Vanir
Apr - Midgard thats us!
May - Jotunheim Home of the Giants
Jun - Alfheim Home of the Elves
July - Muspelheim Land of Fire
Aug - Asgard Home of the Aesir
Sep - Valhalla Odins hall
Oct - Bilskirnir Thors hall
Nov - Sessrúmnir Freya's hall
Dec - Helheim Land of the dead
The Coffee Table book this year will be dedicated to norse and celtic powerful women and goddesses!
items offered!
Base calendar (8.5x11), $35:
Card stock calendar (8.5x11), $40:
Large Size card stock calendar (11x17) $65
Coffee table book $40:
11x17 posters, they will be limited runs with their own scandalous art, in the theme of the whole set. They will be issued at random unless all 4 are bought.
1 for $15
2 for $26
3 for $38
All 4 for $41
Post cards with their own original art, they will be issued at random unless all 4 are bought
1 for $10
2 for $18
3 for $21
4 for $25
1 Card stock calendar + Book $65
2 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters $100
3 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards $125
4 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt $165
5 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent $215
6 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath $350
7 Card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath + Matching serpent belt seax with sheath $690
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8 Large Size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters $140
9 Large Size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards $180
10 Large Size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt $225
11 Large size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent $275
12 Large size card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath $400
13 Large card stock calendar + Book + 4 posters + 4 postcards + special edition T-shirt + custom hand forged serpent Mjolnir Pendent + matching Kiridashi with sheath + Matching large serpent belt seax with sheath $975
